God said to Abraham"kill me a son !"
Abe said:"man you must be puttin' me on"
God said:"NO"
Abe said:"what??"
God said:"you can do what you want Abe,
but the next time you see me comin',you better run !"
well,Abe said:"where do you want this killing down?"
God said: "out on highway 61."